
Kris Masterson
Scott WalkerKris is a self-proclaimed antisocial bridge troll with a quirky, unapologetic personality and a lifelong passion for art and nerd culture. Growing up in Colorado, she honed her skills in anatomy by sketching original characters for comic books and role-playing games. A proud comic and RP nerd, Kris has been “diabetical” since 1992 and identifies as “43% lesbian” since 2000, embracing every bit of her unique identity.
After a stint in “muggle jobs,” Kris transitioned into tattooing in 2006, back when coil machines, hazing, and art portfolios were the industry norm. Although her early training was minimal, she persisted, fueled by her love of drawing and a relentless drive to improve. Today, she’s an experienced tattoo artist known for her edgy humor, bold personality, and impressive skills—especially when it comes to anatomy and, as she puts it, “drawing titties good.”
Kris’s personality is as colorful as her artwork. She cusses like a sailor, has the humor of a teenage boy, and makes random noises that often leave people laughing (or confused). She avoids veggies with a vengeance, proudly rocks mismatched socks, and frequently jokes about her “gremlin” tendencies. Domesticated but not fully housebroken, she spends her spare time stunt doubling for Krampus (hence her nickname, “Krampusssy”), marinating in English Bulldog and boyfriend farts, and serving her cat overlords.
While math might be one of her problems, creativity is certainly not. Kris combines her bold artistic style with her sharp sense of humor to create one-of-a-kind tattoos that reflect her clients’ personalities and stories. Whether you’re a fan of quirky, original art or just looking for a tattoo artist who will make you laugh while creating something unforgettable, Kris is your go-to gremlin.
Follow Kris's Quirky Journey with the links below.
http://www.krampusssytattoo.com
http://www.instagram.com/krampusssytattoo